Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Cocaine Kate is helping Lindsay Lohan get her life back on track. Mmmm....Great role model to follow Lindsay! Are you going to be getting pearls of wisdom dispensed at you as well from Kate's sensible boyfriend - uberbore Pete Doherty? Before you know it you'll be shooting up in some dingy starwell in Hoxton and people will start pretending that you are interesting. Good luck with your rehab though - I'd say going into retox with those two is like taking lessons from Kevin Federline on how to be a good husband.

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