2 very good pieces of news

Hallelujah! It's finally happened. Years of underachievement, corruption and declining standards are over. Now a new dawn is breaking, a new sense of hope is upon me and my faith in humanity is restored. Blessed be the news the Britney has at least seen the light and dumped that fuckwit of a husband of hers! Hurrah!

Apparently, Kevin has filed for custody of the children but let's face it - if he can't keep one of the world's hottest women in good shape then what chance does he have of raising a couple of children? Please! Mind you, I don't think Britney dropping Sean Preston or driving with him on her lap sans seatbelt will look particularly good in a family court...

Now what usually happens when girls split up from men is that they suddenly shape up, start wearing short skirts and begin turning themselves into hot love goddesses again. I can only pray the same happens with my Britney. Well according to website tmz.com it's all ready happening - check it out.

Well done girl, it took you enough time and www.divorcekevin.com had to collect 200,000 signatures on their petition demanding you dump the twat. But hey, you've come to your senses at last. All is forgiven. Now where is that red pvc suit of yours?

- Oh, the other good news is the Democrat's comprehensive win in the US. Kevin and the Republicans getting dumped in one week. Does it get any better?!