Monday, June 19, 2006

Britney. It's over.

Did anyone see the Britney interview the other day? Not a good look was it?

She chewed gum throughout the whole piece which was utterly bizzare. Did her PR team tell her to do this because they wanted her to look even more trashy than usual? Who advised her on her clothes? Someone from Primark? What was her make up about? Dear oh dear.

Britney - I have a simple plea to you. STOP GETTING FUCKING PREGNANT. Yes, motherhood may be a wonderful life affirming thing for you. But fuck, what about ME? What about the thousands of men around the world who are now crest fallen that the Britney they loved and adored seems to have vanished forever? For God's sake get Kevin's cock away from you, visit your local family planning clinic, stop chewing gum, lose some weight, wear skimpy clothes and start dancing seductively with snakes again. Or else.

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