Britney RIP?

So, she IS pregnant with her second child after all. What the hell is she playing at? Maybe it's time for me to move on from my love of Britney. I don't want a domesticated, bloated, binge eating, down to Earth, housewife Britney. I want a writhing, wrapped in red PVC, nubile, fit, slim Britney goddamnit! Looks as if I am going to have to keep living in the past though, I'll have to concentrate on watching the Slave 4 U video (pic below) for the billionth time and try and forget about the Britney who is currently cleaning nappies, eating macdonalds and attending Weight Watchers classes....