Blaine nearly drowns

Blaine hasn't pulled off his latest stunt and had to be rescued by divers after he failed to set a new world record in holding his breath underwater.

It's a real shame they managed to rescue him and thus avoided putting us all out of our misery. I'd like to avoid Blaine, I really would, but everytime he performs one of his 'amazing' stunts the press lap it up like Kevin Ferderline laps up Britney's cash. Please let's ignore this buffoon from now on, he's neither big nor clever.

The really irritating thing about him is that he is so god damn earnest about it all, at least the British knew to take him down a peg or two when he did his fasting thing in London a few years back. All the pissed clubbers and drinkers staggering by at 2am throwing burgers and chips at him made me strangely proud to be British.

Yeah, sure he can stand on a pole for 35 hours straight, he can be buried alive in a coffin for a week, he can survive for 40 days without food and he can stay in water for a long time. But can he stop being a twat? Clearly not.