I liked this from this week's Popbitch email...

>> Es are good, Es are good <<
Police officers prefer a smiley culture

Must be hard to be a rebellious teenager these
days. Even the police are trendy. The pigs
used to spend their time shutting down raves,
arresting drug dealers and generally trying
to stop us having any fun. It's all changed.
Fed up with the gang culture, weapons carrying
and general moodiness in West End members bars
and clubs, police are now going round actively
encouraging clubs to change from R&B and
hip-hop to house music. Because taking
ecstasy makes you nicer.